Verdict: Metrosexual

Reporting in from the Frogman Front ... on what happens to rough and tumble Alaskans when they move to chic New York City.

Green tea products ...

Old window frames hung on wall ...

Lampshade w/ tassles ...

Candles wrapped in stuff ...

Things about haute cuisine ...

Looks like ... the verdict is pretty clear. Sorry, Andrew ... it's for your own good.

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