04 December 2008

Stunning News: Fabric Softener



Breaking news, folks. I just read what is in fabric softener ... have ya ever wondered? Well ... it's lard ... lard and rendered horse fat and other animal fats ... and a host of chemicals like antimicrobials to keep the fats from globbing up and going rancid.

Spooky. Spray some melted horse on your clothes! Keeps 'em soft!

Riveting reporting going on here. Maybe I should look for a job or something? Come on though that is gross.

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